She got me a cow to keep me warm.
The thing smelt creepy and she said something about it being full of hot water. I don’t care what cows eat.
They probably make McDonald’s burgers out of the same herd.
(I’d still eat one of those though if the opportunity arose.)
She expects me to lie against THAT THING and not chew it into cow oblivion?
I’m really heading towards needing therapy in the very near future…
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I think you have more sense than your mum. Mooooo!!!! :-)
Woof, Anonymous....err, was it YOU I called creepy?
I'll try and get used to you.
And your owner blithers about flowers in the hair of Dawg at Dawg Blawg....
(which is now linked.)
Mmm, thanks for visiting, Dawg.... and I was actually lookin' at the flowers growin' out of those poodles. At least that's what it looked like to my dogeyes...
Thanks soo much for the link, and I've added Dawg Blawg to my list of droolable links!
rip out the insides right away and kill it. then and only then will it be YOUR toy and not your humans. I get a loon (that's a bird) or a goose every so often from the pet store and if you look around my house you'll see the furry outsides of many a stuffed animal strewn about. They don't put up as much fight once you get the stuffing out of them.
So go to it and forget about the keeping warm thing, that's highly overrated - you'll stay warmer ripping it to shreds!
Ahhhroooooooooo!
Cal
Aaaaah the gizzards, the gizzards....great suggestion Cal. I've done that before too, yet she still insists on buying tear-apartable toys for me.
Mmm, gotta run, dinner time!
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